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  1. Seven Degrees of Kevin Harvick; Get Your Brawl on, NASCAR Style!

    This week, we were witness to an altercation between Carl Edwards and Kevin Harvick. Come on, admit it, you loved it! It's okay, we eat that stuff up. There is just something so primal about an ol' school throwdown that we are drawn to...

    Written by Kara Martin about 1 day ago 14 comments

  2. Communications Blackout During Philly Games?? Maybe L8R

    I have had a long-standing rule any time I'm watching one of the Philly sports teams: Don't talk to me and don't call me until the game ends...

    Written by Chris McNulty about 1 day ago 4 comments

  3. The Life Of Adam "Pacman" Jones

    So the other night, I was out with some friends at a party and we were having a good time. But then my bodyguard starts bothering me. He's so obnoxious and just keeps on getting in my way and bossing me around...

    Written by Alex Kennedy about 1 day ago 4 comments

  4. College Football's Secret Sayings: A Primer for the Uninitiated

    In college football, there is a language inside the normal usage of words. There are a handful of key phrases that more accurately describe from one true fan to another what has happened...

    Written by BabyTate about 1 day ago 6 comments

  5. Ten Funny Tennis Quotes

    Tennis is a game unlike golf. In golf, you want to kill yourself; in tennis, you want to kill the other player. Here are ten funny quotes that explain tennis. 1. To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles...

    Written by Thomas about 1 day ago 6 comments

  6. Def Leppard...Major Derp!

    The Red Wings lost last night against the Maple Leafs to open their title defense. Surprisingly, that wasn't even the most embarrassing part of the night. Something that was absolutely unconscionable occurred during the post game segment...

    Written by Brian Packey about 1 day ago 0 comments

  7. NLCS Interrupted: Why It Took Seven Hours To Watch Phillies-Dodgers Game Two

    There are very few things that would keep me from watching a Phillies' playoff game live. My son's first birthday is pretty close to the top of that list. Add an afternoon start time to the mix, and it certainly becomes a challenge...

    Written by Jim Mc about about 18 hours ago 0 comments

  8. Eric Mangini: What Is He Thinking?

    Welcome to the world Zack Brett Mangini, son of Jets coach, Eric Mangini. You not only share a birthday with Brett Favre; you share his name...

    Written by Jersey about about 2 hours ago 2 comments

  9. Musical Chairs and Reunions in NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series

    On Monday, Kevin Harvick, Inc. released Jack Sprague, even with being in eighth place in the points and 489 points behind his points leading teammate Ron Hornaday. Kevin "Happy" Harvick, will be driving the No...

    Written by S M Napier about 1 day ago 4 comments

  10. The Pains Of Being a Fan Of Too Many Teams

    I am an armchair fan. The reasoning for this is that I can only see my local team live, and Gillingham F.C. are renowned for their ability to defy expectations...

    Written by Chris Rowlands about about 11 hours ago 3 comments

  11. The Pains Of Being a Fan Of Too Many Teams

    I am an armchair fan. The reasoning for this is that I can only see my local team live, and Gillingham F.C. are renowned for their ability to defy expectations...

    Written by Chris Rowlands about about 11 hours ago 3 comments

  12. Top 10 Things Overheard At The Trop Last Night

    10: So this guy manages our team and announces Monday Night Football? 9: I think it is a dumb rule. I say, if the guys playing catch over on the sidelines catch the ball, it should count as an out...

    Written by andy miller about 1 day ago 2 comments

  13. SAAB 9000, Formerly Belonging to a Bleacher Reporter, to be Auctioned!

    A famous Bleachers reporter and infamous F1 insider will auction her first-ever car at Barret's Car Auction in Las Vegas. Bids will start at 1,000 Euro, and the proceeds will go to the cause of her choice...

    Written by Anthony Acosta about 1 day ago 10 comments

  14. Tampa Bay Rays Observe National Coming Out Month

    David Archuleta sang with some gay pride last night at Game 1 of the Tampa Bay Rays/Boston Red Sox ALCS. I have been notified that this month is recognized as National Coming Out Month, with today being the official National Coming Out Day...

    Written by Brian Packey about about 4 hours ago 0 comments

  15. You're an Idiot and Here's Why: Monta Ellis

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    Written by Fred Richani about about 5 hours ago 0 comments

  16. Oh No... Toronto Maple Leafs Vol. I.

    The reality check for the Blue and White has come, and it has come hard and quick. On Saturday night the Montreal Canadiens showed the Leafs for what they are, a bunch of over payed veterans, over-hyped AHLers, and under-developed prospects...

    Written by Anthony Kern about about 4 hours ago 1 comments

  17. TBS: Terrible Baseball Station

    Okay, I'm really pissed off right now. Let me tell you why. It is partially because the Red Sox are losing 8-6 to the Tampa Bay Rays in Game 2 of the ALCS. But mostly it is because of the terrible baseball coverage on TBS...

    Written by Andrew Stephan about about 6 hours ago 0 comments

  18. Texas-Oklahoma Weekend: A house painted Orange

    ::This is a follow up to my previous article, Texas-Oklahoma Weekend: A House divided.:: Hear ye! Hear Ye! Let me yell it from the mountain tops. Texas has knocked off OU. Yes folks it is true, Today this house divided has turned burnt orange...

    Written by Kody Brannon about about 6 hours ago 0 comments

  19. Boston wants to beat L.A. again ...Lets go Dodgers VS Sox

    So here it is the A.L.C.S no one would have never thought that it would come down to the Tampa Bay (formerly known as "Devil") Rays Vs. The Boston Red Sox...

    Written by rik backer about about 18 hours ago 0 comments

  20. Parodies - We call him Fab Capello (Quite Rightly)

    Just another little ditty. Celebrating the 5-1 triumph over Kazakhstan. I want to hear this chanted at the Next England match :) I was there today :) ESS NAAAICE! (If you haven't heard of Borat, ...

    Written by David Jacobs about about 10 hours ago 0 comments

  21. Time for Oregon to Put Up or Shut Up: Why the UCLA Game Is so Important

    Every year, Duck fans watch as the Ducks fight for a respectable bowl bid. Well, there have been some up and down years as of late, and the UCLA game has always been a turning point...

    Written by Elija Kin about 1 day ago 0 comments

  22. The Sox Optimists' Catalog (or, 10 Reasons the Rays are Going Down)

    Gloom is more respectful of tradition, but I could never help being an optimist. A Red Sox fan, yes, and an optimist, even before 2004. Expect the worst, but hope for the best. It's still my policy When we headed to LA last week, I expected the worst

    Written by FenWest about 1 day ago 3 comments

  23. Say What?!? Toronto Maple Leafs Vol. I

    Leafs Nation are you ready?!? The road to the Stanley Cup has begun, and our Leafs have already disposed of the former, and the predicted to be champs, the Detroit Red Wings...

    Written by Anthony Kern about 2 days ago 4 comments

  24. Adam "Pacman" Jones' To-Do List

    Ten things Adam "Don't call me Pacman" Jones will do before the end of the season: 1. Beat Tony Romo with Terrel Owens while screaming "I HATE PRIMA DONNAS!!!!" 2. Kick Jerry Jones once for every dollar spent on the Cowboys new stadium...

    Written by Auguste Archer about 2 days ago 0 comments

  25. Ferrari, FIAT Propose Potential Spec Chassis for F1 in 2010 (Humor)

    Scuderia Ferrari, in conjunction with its Uncle FIAT, unveiled a possible SPEC F-1 chassis which be used by all of the F1 teams for 2010...

    Written by Anthony Acosta about 2 days ago 21 comments