Choose Your Own MMA Fate: Survival of the Most Damaged

Mike DAnalyst IJanuary 4, 2009

With a gun to your head, forced to choose your demise, which "unhappy ending" would you select in hopes of being able to walk out of the octagon?

1. A clean overhand right square in the face from Rampage.

2. A Mauy-Thai plum guiding you right into the razor-sharp knee of Spider Silva.

3. A rear-naked unable to tap due to BJ wrapping his legs around your arms.

4. After faking a low-kick, a GSP shin-to-the-temple high kick.

5. A vintage 2002 Axe-Murderer flurry of pin-point haymakers.

Please feel free to suggest any horrific acts I have omitted.