Randy Moller: The Best NHL Announcer You've Never Heard Of

Kevin StewartContributor IFebruary 18, 2009

Earlier today, a co-worker forwarded me a link from Youtube.com that made me laugh so hard and began to shed tears at work.  Florida Panthers play-by-play announcer Randy Moller, loves to quote television or movies whenever one of the Panthers' players score a goal.

If you haven't heard it, here's the link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3b_7S-sGBo.  In order to understand the rest of this post, you must listen to it.

I don't know if I've ever heard something so ridiculous, yet so hilarious, in my lifetime.  So it got me thinking...what else could he possibly come up with?

Therefore, I had a quick brainstorm and came up with some quick one-liners.  I encourage you to add to the list because I'm sure I missed some golden ones.

 

THE DEPARTED: 

- I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT HOME FOR SUPPER

- GOOD TO SEE YOU TROOPAH

HAPPY GILMORE:

- YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN

- THE PRICE IS WRONG B****

- HEY CHUBBS, WHAT KINDA BIG BUCKS?

- HEY, YOU NO WANT BREAKFAST?

THE BIG LEBOWSKI:

- HE FIXED THE CABLE

- GOT ANY KAHLUA?

- MARK IT ZERO!

CLERKS:

- I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY

FORREST GUMP:

- MAMA SAID THEY WAS MY MAGIC SHOES

- I ATE SOME

DARK KNIGHT:

- WHY SO SERIOUS?

TRAINING DAY:

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE TO GET WET

- HE DON'T RESPECT NADA

DUMB AND DUMBER:

- THE TOWN'S BACK THAT WAY!

- I'M CLEANING MY TEETH

- WHO ARE THESE SICK PEOPLE?

- I SPENT MY LIFE SAVINGS TURNING MY VAN INTO A DOG

BOONDOCK SAINTS:

- WHERE YOU GOIN'? NOWHERE!

HALF BAKED:

- ABBA ZABBA, YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND!

- YO, KILLER, KILL B!

ROCKY SERIES:

- ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAN!

- CUT ME, MICK!

- I MUST BREAK YOU!

SCARFACE:

- SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

- YOU WANNA GO TO WAR? I TAKE YOU TO WAR!

THE OFFICE:

- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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