You’ve probably read that LJ is hooking it with Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas (formerly of TLC) about nine times yesterday.
But the question is who is to blame for a nice girl like Rozonda falling for a slap happy has-been like Larry? Yep, you guessed it. Sally Jessy Raphael, of course.
You knew Chilli would eventually wind up with the biggest asshole in the room once she poured her heart out to Sally Jessy about growing up without a father.
Missing father = slutty girl with tattoo on lower back who enjoys dating guys who treat them like crap. It’s like clockwork.
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