“According to the police report, White…, ‘began striking the victim with a belt and belt buckle’ before the parties got in their vehicle and fled. [The poor white guy] required hospitalization for lacerations, the offense report stated.”
I know exactly what LenDale was thinking. Why risk injuring my precious fists when I can smash this fool with this 58″ piece of reptile skin I have wrapped around my waist.
It’s kinda like what I do when I see a nice looking woman eying me up at the bar. Which is most of the time. If not always. I don’t risk ruining it by walking over and talking to her.
Instead I whip out a lasso. Then I throw it at the target, tighten, and yank. Then I toss the B in the potato sack that I keep with me at all times and politely ask her if she wants to go back to her place. Chicks dig that. Trust me.
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