LenDale White Doesn't Mess Around

LaddCorrespondent IFebruary 24, 2009

As you’ve probably read here, here, here or here, LenDale White went to work on a white male with his belt on Valentine’s Day.

According to the police report, White…, ‘began striking the victim with a belt and belt buckle’ before the parties got in their vehicle and fled.  [The poor white guy] required hospitalization for lacerations, the offense report stated.”

I know exactly what LenDale was thinking.  Why risk injuring my precious fists when I can smash this fool with this 58″ piece of reptile skin I have wrapped around my waist.

It’s kinda like what I do when I see a nice looking woman eying me up at the bar.  Which is most of the time.  If not always.  I don’t risk ruining it by walking over and talking to her. 

Instead I whip out a lasso.   Then I throw it at the target, tighten, and yank.  Then I toss the B in the potato sack that I keep with me at all times and politely ask her if she wants to go back to her place.  Chicks dig that.  Trust me.

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