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Johnny Manziel Loses to Mom and Girlfriend at Bowling, Becomes Even More Likable

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 08:  Quarterback Johnny Manziel of the Texas A&M University Aggies poses with the Heisman Memorial Trophy after being named the 78th Heisman Memorial Trophy Award winner at a press conference after at the Marriott Marquis on December 8, 2012 in New York City.  (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)
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Gabe ZaldivarPop Culture Lead WriterDecember 12, 2012

Johnny Football will never be referred to as Johnny Bowling. 

Something tells me he is perfectly fine with that and will continue leading what is turning into quite the charmed life. 

Busted Coverage spotted quite the horrible bowling game from a man who is otherwise a remarkable athlete. Yes, we like him better knowing he has some sort of Kryptonite

It just so happens it's a sport dominated by the out-of-shape and sedentary. 

All of this new knowledge on the Heisman winner comes from the Twitter feed of Johnny Manziel's girlfriend, Sarah Savage

Here is a tweet she sent out back in June of this year.

Love bowling with my boy @jmanziel15and his momma. This is the only game we can beat him at :)

— Sarah Savage (@Sarah_Savage13) June 21, 2012

It's followed by another tweet with the final score.

Ouch @jmanziel15 twitter.com/SASsavage/stat…

— Sarah Savage (@Sarah_Savage13) June 21, 2012

 

Yes, that is a pitiful score of 103 by the man who would later claim the Heisman as a freshman. 

Look, we suck at bowling too, Johnny. The only thing we might be good at is Wii bowling and that's only considered a sport when we've had a few adult beverages. 

It's nice to know that you aren't good at everything, making you far more accessible than this super-duper football dude with a great nickname. 

Now someone put the bumpers up on the lane Johnny Football is bowling before he kills someone. 

 

Hit me up on Twitter for more Heisman hilarity. 

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