B/R Exclusive: Text Message Transcripts From Jim Calhoun (Satire)

len laberCorrespondent IMarch 27, 2009

NEW YORK - MARCH 07:  Head Coach Jim Calhoun of the Connecticut Huskies reacts from the sidelines against the Syracuse Orange during the first round of the Big East Championship at Madison Square Garden On March 7, 2007 in New York City.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Bleacher Report has received an exclusive transcript of text-message conversations between Connecticut head coach Jim Calhoun and Josh Nochimson, a former UConn student manager who became recruit Nate Miles’ personal adviser.

This is the first time personal conversations between the coach and adviser have been published. Read for yourself the messages that are the center of the controversy and potential infractions to the storied UConn basketball program:

 

(Calhoun): 411 Miles. CM. BFF

(Nochimson):  BZ

(Calhoun):

(\_/)
(o.o)
(___)0       bunny :) 

 

(Nochimson):  LMAO

(Calhoun):   : -D  DPUP!

(Calhoun): Wat 411 Miles pls

(Calhoun): u ok? Tlk L8r   %-(

(Calhoun) WTF CM! :-@

(Calhoun): MOFO FU.  8U  ====) ~

(Nochimson):  Miles = Uconn 

(Calhoun)  <3 u xoxoxo  

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