National Enquirer Promises Wild Party Pics of Super Bowl QB Colin Kaepernick

Gabe Zaldivar@gabezalPop Culture Lead WriterFebruary 6, 2013

NEW ORLEANS, LA - FEBRUARY 03:  Colin Kaepernick #7 of the San Francisco 49ers walks off the field after losing against the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on February 3, 2013 in New Orleans, Louisiana.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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The NFL party scene may belong to Rob Gronkowski, but the new issue of the National Enquirer promises proof Colin Kaepernick may be a rising star in the party scene. 

We are only a few days removed from a bizarre Super Bowl that began as a blowout but quickly turned into a wild shootout featuring a bizarre power outage. 

The pre-game hype introduced America to a young man whom sports fans had already deemed a superstar. Colin Kaepernick is the young quarterback who guided his team to the Super Bowl and very nearly saw them win it in a stirring comeback. 

What's surprising is the National Enquirer is only now trying to entice the general public with party photos they say they are publishing in their print edition. 

The report offers up this picture of Kaep acting like a human bar as girls take tequila shots off of him.

Now the report doesn't state when this was taken, but rest easy Niners fans—this was not some pre-Super Bowl party that got out of hand. 

The scant information they do offer is below. 

...we reveal exclusively obtained, never-before-seen pho­tos of the tattooed, 25-year-old gridiron hunk having a bodacious wild time aboard a Carnival Cruise ship in Mexico.

The uber-racy snapshots show a shirtless Kaepernick receiving “body shots” of tequila, grinning wildly as bikini-clad bombshells lick the salty goodness off his Adonis-like physique.

So he is pretty much performing the Gronk. 

Many might be quick to turn on this guy for "wild" pictures of a young athlete enjoying his time off and taking part in what is nothing more than a scene playing out at every Spring break. 


This particular picture is dated before this season, unless Kaepernick found time to take a cruise without telling coach. 

A source did offer the obvious to the Enquirer with,"they approached Colin as soon as they saw him. He im­mediately flashed his abs at the half-naked girls, and he totally went for it when they asked if they could do body shots off him."

Well duh. 

The only thing better than being an NFL player is getting the NFL player treatment. Are we really going to lose our heads over a topless Kaepernick being the basis for tequila debauchery? 

I think not. The report does tease with, "naturally, things got out of hand as nature AND Tequila took its course."

Um, so there was possible dancing?

Something tells me the print edition will have more pictures of Kaepernick drinking and laughing with his shirt off. 


Wake me up when he parties with Rob Gronkowski. 

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