Cleaning the Fantasy Baseball Litterbox: Hitters

Andy BottomsCorrespondent IApril 7, 2009

MILWAUKEE - JUNE 03: Rickie Weeks #23 of the Milwaukee Brewers fields the ball against the Arizona Diamondbacks on June 3, 2008 at Miller Park in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The Brewers defeated Diamondbacks 7-1. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

Last week on I unveiled the pitching staff of a team I aptly named "Guys I Wanted to Beat with a Rake from the Grounds Crew" based on their horrible fantasy performances in 2008.  Today, I’m back to reveal the position players who choked their way onto this dubious squad.  To commemorate their selection, each will be presented with a plaque featuring a flaming bag of defecant since that is exactly what they left on the doorsteps of fantasy owners last season. 


Victor Martinez (C/1B, CLE) - Entering 2008, V-Mart had averaged 147 games, 21 homers, 99 RBI, 78 runs, and a .302 average over the previous four seasons, so it was reasonable for fantasy owners to draft him early at a traditionally weak position.  However, the normally durable backstop tweaked his hammy in the season opener which proved to be the tip of the injury iceberg. 


The hamstring ailment eventually gave way to an elbow problem that required surgery and kept Martinez out for two and a half months.  All of that contributed to a measly two home runs in 266 at-bats, with both dingers coming over the season's final 16 games where he hit .288 with 14 RBI and 12 runs.  Given his strong finish, a solid spring (.283-3-13), and his previously limited injury history, I am inclined to believe 2008 was merely an aberration. 


The emergence of Kelly Shoppach(C, CLE) will make it easier to give Martinez more time at first base or DH in an effort to keep him fresh, so expect a return to the upper echelon of fantasy catchers.


Carlos Pena (1B, TB) - While there were an abundance of great storylines on the Rays last year, Pena wasn't one of them.  His storybook season came a year earlier when he smacked 46 homers and drove in 121 runs while hitting .282 with a .411 OBP.  However, in seasons prior to 2007 where he had over 100 at-bats, Pena had never hit over .250 and had never posted an OBP above .340. 


So it wasn’t a complete shock that he took a step back in 2008.  Pena cranked 31 homers despite hitting just .247, but take away an August where he went .278-9-29 with a .450 OBP, and 2008 could have been even worse.  He hit a meager .190 versus lefties (compared to .271 in '07) and struck out in just over a third of his at-bats. 


Is he a safe bet for 30 bombs again in 2009?  Well, is it a safe bet that everyone arrested on Cops will be shirtless regardless of gender?  Obviously the answer to both of these questions is yes, but if you drafted Pena's power I hope you picked up some solid hitters to offset his .250 average.


Rickie Weeks (2B, MIL) - Before last season, Weeks toyed with fantasy owners by showing just enough flashes of excellence between stretches of ineptitude to keep them coming back.  To avoid similar confusion in 2008, Weeks decided to completely eliminate the excellence from his game and focus entirely on sucking for the first two months. 


Sure that .211 average in May looks pretty rough, but not when you compare it to his .202 performance in April.  Weeks also endeared himself to the Miller Park crowd by hitting a robust .209 with just three of his 14 homers coming at home.  With that, I will conclude today's lesson on the use of sarcasm in writing. 


As usual, Weeks did show some improvement after the break, particularly in September.  The problem is that by then he was platooning with Ray Durham, who the Brew Crew acquired only because Weeks was so abysmal in the first place.  Outside of his rookie year where he batted .279 in 359 at-bats, Weeks has never hit above .235. I think nearly 900 at-bats since then is a large enough sample to feel confident there won't be significant improvement now. 


Sure he'll steal your team 20-25 bags and hit around 15 homers, but are those numbers worth it at the expense of a horrible average?  I think not.  Kids, treat Rickie Weeks like drugs and just say no.  


Alex Gordon (3B, KC) - Like Weeks, Gordon is a top prospect who has disappointed owners with his inconsistency.  Unlike Weeks though, Gordon does actually appear to be improving, albeit at a rate less than what the fantasy community would prefer.  He increased his runs scored by 12 and his homers by one in 17 fewer games last season while also improving his batting average and OBP. 


However, when you look at his splits against righties and lefties he looks like the perfect candidate for a platoon.  Against right-handers, Gordon hit 15 of his 16 round-trippers and tallied 49 of his 59 RBI, which basically means that he hit like the Hamburglar against southpaws.  OK, so I've never actually seen the Hamburglar hit, but the guy’s wearing a hamburger suit for the love of God!  How is he going to turn on an inside pitch?! 


Anyway, at age 25, the Royals aren't going to start sitting Gordon against lefties, but it's imperative that he shows improvement in that area this season.  Due to his lack of consistency, he isn't likely to hit over .275 yet, but 20 homers and 15 steals aren't unrealistic expectations for this season. 


Troy Tulowitzki (SS, COL) - Rumor has it that Tulo tore his left quad on purpose to take the focus off of his poor play.  Admittedly, I started those rumors, but it's not that outlandish given that he was hitting .152 when the "injury" took place.  Later in the season he missed more time after slicing his hand open while taking out some frustration on his Louisville Slugger.  I can understand that one though, because when things go wrong for me at work I just start slamming my keyboard against the copy machine or random passersby. 


Some good news though is that Tulowitzki raked against lefties at a .330 clip, but he failed to use Coors Field to his advantage with a .243 average and just four home runs in 177 home at-bats.  He finished strong in 2008 by going .330-3-14 in 88 September at-bats along with a .389 second-half OBP.  Even with the trade of Matt Holliday(OF, OAK) in the offseason, there's no way Tulowitzki does another Kevin Elster impersonation this season. 


In fact, I think he has a good chance to be a top Five shortstop this year when it's all said and done.


Jeff Francoeur (OF, ATL) - If you’re looking for encouraging numbers from Francoeur's 2008 season, skip ahead because I sure as hell couldn't find any.  He played just seven fewer games than in 2007, but his average dipped 54 points, RBI plummeted by 34, and homers decreased by eight.  With runners in scoring position he hit a paltry .192, and he also struggled against pitchers.  Not lefties or righties specifically, but ballparks. 


Basically the only way it could have been worse is if he had started working on a mime routine in the outfield while singing the best of Bette Midler and wearing one of those beer helmets.  Francoeur's BB/K rate is notoriously bad, so don't expect his batting average to approach the .293 he put up in 2007.  Still he's only 25 and has shown power potential with 73 doubles over the past two seasons.  If some of those turn into homers, he could turn out to be a nice bargain as a late flyer.  His spring numbers also provide reason for optimism with a .328 average and 13 RBI. 


Frenchie also got the season off to a good start with a homer off of Brett Myers (SP, PHI) on Sunday night.


Kosuke Fukudome (OF, CHC) - Due to his hot hitting early in the season, Wrigleyville t-shirt vendors made some serious cash by marketing "Fukudome Is My Homie" shirts, but by the end of the year, Cubs manager Lou Piniella was allegedly printing up "Fukudome = Tuffy Rhodes" shirts in his basement.  After a .327 April, Fukudome's average dropped each month and eventually bottomed out during a .178 September. 


The fact that he ended up in a platoon with Reed Johnson(OF, CHC) tells you all you need to know.  His .251 average against right-handers was 25 points lower than his numbers against southpaws, but he hit all 10 of his homers and posted 42 of 58 his RBI against righties.  Fukudome’s spring training at-bats were fairly limited due to his participation in the World Baseball Classic. 


In the WBC, he posted a deceiving .407 OBP thanks to seven walks, but had just four singles in 20 tournament at-bats. 


Nick Swisher (1B/OF, NYY) - No one expected a career .250 hitter to all of a sudden improve his average, but it was reasonable to expect a moderate increase in home runs when Swisher moved from Oakland's cavernous Coliseum to the Chicago’s U.S. Cellular Field.  Well, if by moderate increase you were thinking two then you were one of few fantasy owners not to be kicked in the junk by Swisher's disappointing 2008 campaign.  Just think how much worse his .219 season average would have been had he not hit .315 in June. 


Swisher suffered through three months where he hit under .200, and he achieved similar levels of futility against lefties, on the road, and after the All-Star break.  Swisher’s woeful performance earned him a trade to the Yankees where playing time is by no means a guarantee with a glut of outfield options who, unlike Swisher, actually appear capable of outhitting Mark Lemke.


Now that the season is underway, I will start to focus on players who are already off to slow starts.  That means you Brandon Webb (SP, ARI)!  Check back for that and more at as well as here on the Bleacher Report.


Which 2008 hitters would you like to hit with a fungo bat?  E-mail Andy at with your fantasy baseball thoughts, rants, and conundrums.