Life isn't always supermodels and championships for A.J. McCarron—sometimes your SUV has a boot on it.
That would work out figuratively and literally in this case.
Deadspin reports Alabama is not about to let their football players get away with egregious parking errors.
...here's a photo of A.J. McCarron's SUV in what appears to be this parking lot behind Bryant Hall. The submitter says McCarron was one of four football players whose cars got clamped, since they didn't have a parking pass for that particular lot.
Of course, there is an Internet law that states that one cannot post a story on the Alabama quarterback without also mentioning his girlfriend.
Perhaps you have heard of her. She goes by the name Katherine Webb and she owns the interwebz at the moment.
In fact, we reported earlier that things are going quite well for the model who is set to feature in the celebrity-diving show, Splash.
The show will also feature Ndamukong Suh and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who is now taking dives and wearing Darth Vader masks.
A.J. McCarron may have had a boot placed on his car, but he is dating Katherine Webb. If you are keeping score at home, his day is still going better than anyone else's out there.
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