It may be spring training, but Phillies fans are already in midseason form.
Of course, any Hooters waitresses out there should avert their eyes now because things are about to get rather awkward in here.
First up, we have a Hooters ball girl who decided to fashion her fielding after Bill Buckner. She boots the ball, which leads to fans booing her.
Yes, even in Clearwater, Fla., during the relative snooze-fest that is spring, Phillies fans find reason to boo just about anyone.
A little while later, she makes yet another error.
Even Starlin Castro thinks this is getting out of hand.
Not to be outdone, a Hooters ball girl working the third-base side nearly gets annihilated by a foul ball and the three Yankees about to take her out.
Someone, anyone, please get these Hooters girls some padding and helmets before they hurt themselves. Aside from that, please let them stay on the field.
In fact, the slapstick comedy of errors should really spread to every single team in the Cactus and Grapefruit Leagues.
We won't make it out of spring training with all of our dignity, so we might as well savor some of the funniest moments going down in sports right now.
Hell, just last week, another Phillies Hooters ball girl was giving very live and very fair balls to fans.
America, you may want to turn your attention to the Hooters girls fielding foul balls in Clearwater at the moment. I hear they do amazing work.
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