Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl. Boy hangs out with girl on his ridiculously huge boat with his kids from a previous marriage.
Woods, 37, was photographed this week hanging out with a bikini clad Vonn, 28, at his home in Palm Beach, Florida. The athletic duo was spotted fishing on Woods's million-dollar yacht — ironically named Privacy — with his daughter Sam, 6, and son Charlie, 4. These are Woods's two children with ex-wife Elin Nordegren, who actually lives nearby. Vonn and Woods's romance must be getting serious if she is spending quality time with his kids.
Woods and Vonn have ramped their relationship up and are heading straight for the beautiful but boring phase of the courtship.
Soon, we expect the two to spend their weekends watching a marathon of The West Wing or Arrested Development while the smell of burnt popcorn fills the house.
Don't worry, because that is the good stage—perhaps even the best stage—for them to be in. It's the moment in a relationship when a pizza stain on the sweater isn't cause for dismissal, but for a good laugh and an endearing hug.
As for Woods, this week is shaping up to be far better than last. OMG! reminds us that sports' newest power couple had an eventful night after attending the Met Gala last Monday. Woods and Vonn headed out to the Boom Boom Room for the after party, and the golfer was noticeably uncomfortable and awkward. There might be a reason behind his behavior, though.
When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs—and didn't move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.
Eh, nothing a Bloody Mary and some Tylenol couldn't cure the next morning.
Yahoo!'s OMG! informs us that this isn't the first time the famed alpine skier has spent some time with Woods' children, noting, "Her brother gave Sam and Charlie ski lessons in Colorado last fall."
From supportive cameos at the Masters to nursing an allegedly boozed-up Woods, these two crazy kids seem to be getting mighty serious.
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