Chipper Jones is selling a peach of a Georgia home that has you well taken care of in the bathroom department.
Joe Kinsey of Busted Coverage spotted the listing for Jones' Roswell mansion over at Realtor.com. As with a great deal of these types of sales, the best part is the collection of wonderful images that show off what it's like to be a world-class athlete.
Here are just a few that will have you saying, "I should have been a star third baseman for the Atlanta Braves."
I sincerely hope you enjoy wood floors and paneling, because this house is chockablock filled with the stuff.
Although, I am intrigued by festive soirees you could throw in this giant bar area.
Of course, no self-respecting person would be without a movie theater to catch all the latest straight-to-video hits.
If you are looking for sheer size, you have come to the right place. As you can see, the pool and apparent car park are sizable.
As for the exact size, the listing states the house is a whopping 23,504 square feet and sits atop a 2.52 acre lot, giving you all the privacy you could ever want.
It also has a bathroom for you and 10 of your closest friends. While the house only boasts a paltry six bedrooms, it makes up for it with 11 bathrooms, making pesky lines at family parties a thing of the past.
Besides the movie theater, the house has a dining room that seats 12, an exercise room, six fireplaces and a second kitchen—because one is never enough.
You can have all of this for a measly $3,195,000. I will wait while you go smash your piggy banks for the down payment.
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