WWE WTF: Ryback, Sunny in Bed, Aries-Suicide and More

Alfred Konuwa@@ThisIsNastyFeatured ColumnistJuly 9, 2013

WTF is Sunny doing getting in bed with fans?  Why is Austin Aries running around in a suicide mask?  Will Sunday mark Ryback’s last stand as a WWE main eventer? Where does Stone Cold Steve Austin figure into all of this?

WWE Money in the Bank will take place this Sunday. The franchise is known as a career-changing pay-per-view, and could be make-or-break for Ryback. Ryback has been de-emphasized since failing to capture the WWE Championship from John Cena in back-to-back pay-per-views. 

Now he’ll be paired with ring general extraordinaire Chris Jericho. A good match will mean there is hope yet for Ryback’s recovery after an ill-advised heel turn. A win could put him back in the WWE title picture. A bad match with Chris Jericho, however, could do him in for good.     

Only in professional wrestling can a 40-year old former WWE Diva charge wrestling fans to hop in bed with her. This will be the case according to Sunny’s Facebook page as the trailblazing Diva will charge $50 to pose in bed with fans, and $75 to spoon. Medical fees for any diseases fans may catch during the pricy cuddling sessions are not included.

All this, and the search for Big Nasty’s elusive Sharpie continues. Is it in a supply room? Underneath a catering table? Or is it gone for good?  

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