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Texans Fan Tailgating with Her Own Porta-Potty Is Both Disgusting and Impressive

Gabe ZaldivarSenior Writer IIJanuary 23, 2017

Houston Texans fans are among some of the best in the NFL, and apparently, they really do think of everything.

Busted Coverage came across a couple of photos showing off one fan who is super-duper prepared for the football season—including her very own Porta-Potty.

Forget beer, hot dogs and an extra bag of ice (because you can never have enough ice) for your tailgating needs. This fan and whatever lucky ducks came with her get to enjoy the luxury (?) and privacy of their own portable bathroom.

Now, unfortunately, news items like these don't usually come fully loaded with details, so we are at a loss as to whether this is just some fan who went above and beyond or actually part of some clever marketing ploy. 

Perhaps that truck belongs to a business that knows the only thing more popular at a tailgate than the cornhole festivities is the line at a Porta-Potty. 

Although, it certainly looks like that is just some regular ol' truck with a very fancy portable toilet strapped to the back. 

Please tell me the following gets yelled on Saturday nights in this household: "Honey, did you remember to pack the Porta-Potty?"

Now, if any of you know more about this rather peculiar tailgate must-have, let us know in the comments section below—a section we have no doubt will remain mature despite the subject matter. 

Busted Coverage did hook us up with a little bit of pricing information in case you wanted to skip the lines at the latest tailgate and just haul your own refuse around. According to an eBay posting, these bad boys are going for about $700. 

As for me, I will go back to the classic method of holding it until I get into the stadium. Also, I absolutely hate unpacking all the leftover food, coolers and beer that comes back from a tailgate. 

I imagine unpacking a Porta-Potty would be slightly more annoying, and just a tad more disgusting than I would like to deal with. 


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