Let's take you to the tranquil setting at Elk Point Golf & Country Club in Alberta, Canada, where one golfer seems to have a disagreement with another.
Weary of talking out their differences, one of them knocks the other out with one wallop to the face.
Now be warned that the video spotted by Buzzfeed does feature one big NSFW naughty word right when the boxing champ realizes he probably should have just walked away.
We welcome you back from what has to be your 15th time watching that video.
Unfortunately, we don't have a great deal of information surrounding the brief boxing bout at this particular tee box. We certainly hope the man forced to take a quick nap is just fine, because he took one enormous sock to the face.
Not that it matters in the slightest, but I couldn't help but notice one golfer uses the color scheme beloved by Nintendo's Glass Joe and the other utilizes the one donned by Little Mac. Remind me to wear my green and black outfit the next time I hit the links.
Aside from the sickening sound the actual punch makes upon impact, the most captivating aspect of the video is the guy with a mean right hook who immediately regrets his decision to resort to violence.
He might be the most polite jerk we have ever seen, because he yells, "I didn't want to do that. I'm sorry." It's pretty much the excuse Bruce Banner uses when he wakes up after a Hulk-fueled bender.
Anyone in the know, please let us in on how this all worked out. We can only hope the man in white woke up and the two shared a beer and pancakes at the turn.
I will just assume that's what happened.
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