In this edition of The Onion Bag, Ryan Bailey and Will Tidey come together to discuss another selection of ridiculous storylines from the world of football.
We start with the story of a riled fan throwing a nappy (diaper for you Americans) onto the field.
Up next, Ryan's favourite subject—outrageous footballer hair. This week's discussion point is a Colombian legend you may remember from the 1990 World Cup.
From there we visit the church of Zlatan, which leads us to Gareth Bale's salary and then to dispute the FIFA 2014 player ratings.
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