Rumour has it The Last Exorcism Part III: Cristiano Ronaldo's Inner Demons is in the works.
Inspiration for this highly anticipated and surefire box office hit comes from a Pro Evolution Soccer glitch that needs exposure.
Ronaldo is the master of using his body to escape opponents on the pitch, but the Portuguese player's ability to contort must be investigated by Father Merrin and his troubled colleagues.
Does Crissy's spiderwalk take his attributes to the next level? Should his unique trait overcome Lionel Messi for the Ballon d'Or? Have we proved, once and for all, the Real Madrid star is inhuman?
These demonic happenings are being investigated, but don't expect an answer until the sequel.
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