Brian Schneider is Close to Returning, Sigh...

danny perezContributor IMay 29, 2009

Now it's no secret how many Mets fans feel about Brian "Automatic Out" Schneider. Word on the street is he's headed back to the roster either today or tomorrow.

I'm not going to get into why or how Castro and Santos are better served for the job, we've been down that road a few times and frankly tired of beating that dead horse. The unfortunate thing here is that his salary is what will keep Auto-Out in the line-up, not his success on the field.

PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG. I am dying to eat my words about you. Do something, anything. Call good a game, throw some runners out, how about a clutch hit or over a .250 average, something. How about being healthy enough to stay on the field?

We have a great thing going with what we have now, don't f**k it up Schneider. Our patience is growing thin, and if your garbage continues, we will be calling for your head, soon.

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