Welcome to the latest addition of The Onion Bag. Your primary source of weird and wonderful football news.
We kick off today's show with news from the fourth tier of Scottish football where Albion Rovers asked fans to pay whatever they wanted to come to their game on Saturday. Amazingly, gate receipts and attendances both went up.
Next, we check in with Jason Puncheon who is still reeling from his terrible penalty kick attempt at White Hart Lane on Saturday. The Crystal Palace midfielder has now landed himself in hot water with some libellous Tweets.
Finally, we explain how Pele once broke one of Sylvester Stallone's fingers.
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