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Where is the Sport of NASCAR Now?

CONCORD, NC - MAY 25:  A general view of cars racing during the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Coca-Cola 600 on May 25, 2009 at Lowe's Motor Speedway in Concord, North Carolina.  (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
Jesse JoynerCorrespondent IJune 13, 2009

NASCAR races are fun...especially when you attend them live.

They're like a homogeneous blend of overpriced entrance for free give aways. You know how you #### about the price of the ticket? And then get inside the gate and obsess over getting every last free item that can be given away?

"AS MUCH AS I PAID!!!??!!  I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BAGS I GRAB!!! THEY GOT A BAG OF NUTS AND FREE SPAM!!!"

But its all good, because you can have as much as you want as long as you carry it with you. That case of beer you brought for the day? Yeah, bring it on, carry your own cooler!!

Or leave it at your seat and share with everyone, you can have it however you want it.


You can have it however you want it.


Notice how you can walk from the stands and see the most beautiful little thang in a tiny short skirt taking a walk down the stands, then stand in line for the hotdogs and listen to NascarFun09 spout out as loud as humanly possible?

It's kind of like going to a round circle and watching cars go as fast as they can around that circle.

Sure there maybe that #### dirty air, no pass aero designs, phantom caution flags...etc...etc..but when the combiation of speed, endurance and sheetmetal collide into a split second frame that has to be slowed down and replayed to get a handle on the gravity of the situation....

Brother, it beats the short skirt.

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