Well hello, ladies. Might Boris Diaw interest you in a French kiss?
In a wonderful, stranger-than-fiction turn of events, it would appear the San Antonio Spurs power forward ended up in the middle of a bachelorette party this weekend.
Redditor bettercallsaul3 posted a picture of Diaw planting a kiss on a young woman’s head, explaining that the bachelorette party encountered the Spurs forward while boating on Lake Travis near Austin, Texas, on Saturday.
Here's the explanation, per bettercallsaul3:
Story: My friend was at Lake Travis for a bachelorette party when she saw that Boris had tweeted about being on the lake for the day. She told her friends and they were joking about riding around the lake shouting “BORIS,” and he actually heard them from a boat away saying his name. Boris immediately swam over to celebrate with them and asked if he could kiss the bachelorette. She also claimed that they sang "All I do is win win win no matta what."
And that, my friends, is the best story I’ve heard all week. Diaw hears his name, dives into the water and swims over to save the day. He’s like Aquaman with better court vision.
As for the story’s credibility, it appears to check out. Diaw did tweet he was at Lake Travis on Saturday.
This is how an NBA champion enjoys the offseason. When he’s not engaging “god mode” and winning, he’s stealing your girl.
I’d say stop breaking all these hearts, Boris, but that’s like telling the wind not to blow.
Ain’t no party like a Boris bachelorette party.