Welcome to the Onion Bag, your source for weird and wonderful football news!
First up today, heavyweight boxer Tyson Fury is pretty upset that his big fight has been cancelled this weekend.
The British hitman decided to queue up his next bout by goading an opponent on Twitter—but he ended up offering to fight a Liverpool ladies defender.
Next up, we have some awful new football kits for your consideration. Fans of Spanish second division side CD Lugo are facing the prospect of cheering their team on wearing shirts that look like a pint of beer and an octopus.
Finally today, we meet Leo Messi's biggest superfan, who decided to have his hero's name and squad number tattooed on to his back.
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