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Al Qaeda Vs. NBA All-Stars: Bin Laden Promised To Bomb The Americans...

bob bobAnalyst IAugust 27, 2009

This article was a joint effort by two NBA writers, Manny Mcloving and Bob Bob. Enjoy! 

...All Night Long From the 3-Point Line.

 

This is a commentary between the two basketball color commentators, Bob Bob and Mcloving Manny. Listen carefully boys and girls and you might just pick up something.

Manny: This is your nightly duo, Manny and Bob Bob. And before I start, anything you wanna tell the fans Bob bob.

Bob bob: Well guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this certainly does not look good. We just received word that Kobe was very angry that the headlines featured Bin Laden and not him and stormed the Al Qaeda locker room alone. We all remember what happened to the last NBA player who stormed the Al Qaeda locker room. No word yet on how Lebron is taking to this obvious omission. And we have Cheryl Miller to fill us more on the story. Cheryl .......

Cheryl D Miller: Well, more sad news guys. We just received confirmation that the NBA family just lost an impact player this evening. While it's really sad, its not really a surprise considering the fact that................

Manny: Oh my God, they killed Kobe

Cheryl D Miller: Oh Manny, always dramatic. No, we lost one of the quickest big men in NBA History, Jerome James to the Euroleague. Oh Bob bob, why do they always have to take the best. (silent snicker)

Bob Bob: What the hell in the everything I hold dear. Are you telling me you interrupted our coverage of Kobe and Bin Laden to inform us about Jerome James.

Manny: Jerome James? I thought he was dead....

Bob Bob: Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted, we just received word that Kobe and Bin Laden are settling their feud over a wonderful game of foosball just like any other sensible men would.

The starting lineup
NBA- Yao Ming, Dwight Howard, Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Chris Paul

Al Qaeda: Ayman Al-Zawahiri, Abdullah Yusuf Azzam (unavailable, replaced by Ali Abdul Saoud Mohamed), Babar Ahmad, Osama Bin Laden, Abu Zubaydah (released from U.S. Custody specially for this game- Prez. Obama loves basketball that much.)

Refs: Tim Donaghy(available), Chemical Ali (called in sick), Sadaam Hussein (maternity leave)
Broadcasted by NBATV and Al Jazeera Network.

Special Thanks to Manny.

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