Sasha Got Cut: Athletes' Tweets, Starring Sasha Vujacic

Jay KingCorrespondent IAugust 31, 2009

ORLANDO, FL - JUNE 11:  Jordan Farmar #5 and Sasha Vujacic #18 hug teammate Derek Fisher #2 of the Los Angeles Lakers in the second half against the Orlando Magic in Game Four of the 2009 NBA Finals on June 11, 2009 at Amway Arena in Orlando, Florida.  NOTE TO USER:  User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

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This past week, Michael Beasley was admitted into rehab, Sasha Vujacic was cut from his country’s national team, and Hamed Haddadi called himself a “star.” With all that good stuff going on, I’d say it’s about time for another edition of Athletes’ Tweets.

Remember, these may or may not be true…

@MichaelBeasley Next time I take a picture, just remind me to clean off my table first.

@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Uros Slokar.

@MontaEllis So now Nellie wants to trade me ‘cuz he loves Stephen Curry? Last rook he fell in love with was Belinelli. Just sayin’.

@RamonSessions Can’t I just sign already? Even my mother’s getting sick and tired of seeing my name in the news.

@MichaelBeasley Trying to decide what’s worse for a career: going to rehab or playing alongside Chris Quinn.

@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Jurica Golemac.

@TarvarisJackson I must have some really loyal teammates if they still back me after the career I’ve had.

@HamedHaddadi When I called myself a “star,” I was way higher than Michael Beasley’s ever been.

@GregOden I’m the only third-year player older than Dikembe Mutombo.

@RickyRubio If I don’t stay in Europe, it’s because David Kahn is even more relentless than Reggie Miller with engaged women.

@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Jaka Lakovic.

@IsiahThomas I’ll be honest, we will get murdered if we play UNC.

@DerrickRose I thought my SAT score might have been a little higher than I expected.

@MateenCleaves Michigan St. fans, remember me? I was a LOT better in college.

@KhalidEl-Amin UConn fans, remember me? Still chowing down too much food for my own good.

@JoshMcRoberts Duke fans, remember me? I know you wish you didn’t.

@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Goran Jagodnik.

@TreyGilder File my signing with Memphis under “Nobody gives a damn” and “Who the hell is Trey Gilder?”

@TigerWoods First Y.E. Yang, now Heath Slocum. Don’t these no-names know who the f--- I am??

@DennisRodman Thinking about marrying myself again.

@JohnAmaechi If Dennis Rodman doesn’t marry himself, maybe…

@A-Rod Shaq stole Steve Nash’s idea for a show? Sounds like a worse teammate than even I am.

@A-Rod On second thought, nahhh.

@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Matjaz Smodis.

@MatjazSmodis HAHAH I made the Slovenian National Team and Sasha Vujacic didn’t.

@KobeBryant Never laughed so hard as I did when I heard “The Machine” got cut from the Slovenian National Team.

 And, finally…

@AdamMorrison If I was from Slovenia, I bet even I would have made the national team.

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