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This past week, Michael Beasley was admitted into rehab, Sasha Vujacic was cut from his country’s national team, and Hamed Haddadi called himself a “star.” With all that good stuff going on, I’d say it’s about time for another edition of Athletes’ Tweets.
Remember, these may or may not be true…
@MichaelBeasley Next time I take a picture, just remind me to clean off my table first.
@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Uros Slokar.
@MontaEllis So now Nellie wants to trade me ‘cuz he loves Stephen Curry? Last rook he fell in love with was Belinelli. Just sayin’.
@RamonSessions Can’t I just sign already? Even my mother’s getting sick and tired of seeing my name in the news.
@MichaelBeasley Trying to decide what’s worse for a career: going to rehab or playing alongside Chris Quinn.
@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Jurica Golemac.
@TarvarisJackson I must have some really loyal teammates if they still back me after the career I’ve had.
@HamedHaddadi When I called myself a “star,” I was way higher than Michael Beasley’s ever been.
@GregOden I’m the only third-year player older than Dikembe Mutombo.
@RickyRubio If I don’t stay in Europe, it’s because David Kahn is even more relentless than Reggie Miller with engaged women.
@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Jaka Lakovic.
@IsiahThomas I’ll be honest, we will get murdered if we play UNC.
@DerrickRose I thought my SAT score might have been a little higher than I expected.
@MateenCleaves Michigan St. fans, remember me? I was a LOT better in college.
@KhalidEl-Amin UConn fans, remember me? Still chowing down too much food for my own good.
@JoshMcRoberts Duke fans, remember me? I know you wish you didn’t.
@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Goran Jagodnik.
@TreyGilder File my signing with Memphis under “Nobody gives a damn” and “Who the hell is Trey Gilder?”
@TigerWoods First Y.E. Yang, now Heath Slocum. Don’t these no-names know who the f--- I am??
@DennisRodman Thinking about marrying myself again.
@JohnAmaechi If Dennis Rodman doesn’t marry himself, maybe…
@A-Rod Shaq stole Steve Nash’s idea for a show? Sounds like a worse teammate than even I am.
@A-Rod On second thought, nahhh.
@SashaVujacic I was cut in favor of Matjaz Smodis.
@MatjazSmodis HAHAH I made the Slovenian National Team and Sasha Vujacic didn’t.
@KobeBryant Never laughed so hard as I did when I heard “The Machine” got cut from the Slovenian National Team.
@AdamMorrison If I was from Slovenia, I bet even I would have made the national team.
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