We've already got fines for hitting QBs and collaring people by their horses, but you will now be fined for the following things:
- You do the little "throw the flag" dance after some CB brushes you
- You call a fake audible, and you're not Peyton Manning
- You hire Bryant Gumbel to do anything involving the NFL
- The phrase "I think Ricky Williams is ready to play this year" crosses your lips
- You catch yourself singing along to "This is My Country"
- Your chica's booty weighs more than you can rush for in a game
- You line Roy Williams up at safety
- Roy Williams covers you for an entire play
- You wear white Michael Jackson gloves
- Your name is Chris Berman
- You give Tom Brady a dirty look
- You allow Mercury Morris to speak
- You say the word "disrespect" more than once a month
- You celebrate quarterback "hits," even on completions
Please add your own in the comments below!