Chad Johnson Brings World Peace

Chad Johnson's show of goodwill toward the Bengals has inspired others around the world to follow suit. James Christensen reports the happy events.

by James Christensen (Columnist)

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June 04, 2008

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In addition to Chad Johnson deciding to return to the Bengals, there were some other interesting nuggets of news out there:

Palestinian and Israeli officials were seen shaking hands and heard saying, "Yeah, we were just screwin' around."

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Roger Goodell invited Pacman Jones over for a BBQ and some strippers.

Dan Rather rejoined CBS.

Two football fans compromised: apparently Bud Light both "tastes great" and is "less filling".

Colin Cowherd subscribed to The Big Lead.

Hatfield and McCoy? "We all good."

Bob Barker and Happy Gilmore played a quick nine.

Keith Olbermann made a wry, pithy remark about a four-letter sports station that included no four-letter words.

George Steinbrenner tried to fire Billy Martin (hell, not everything is hunky-dory).

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comments (2) write a comment »

  1. reply to comment by Greg
    5 months ago

    Oh, and Obama picked Hillary to be his VP...you, know because they suddenly love each other now.
    Hilarious article.

  2. reply to comment by Under
    5 months ago

    Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya...

    (Very funny, James.) ;)

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