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Since January, there's been some crazy stuff happening in sports. This can only mean one thing according to Trish Vignola.

The Top Ten Sports Signs Of The Apocalypse

by Trish Vignola (Contributor)

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Humor

August 27, 2008

Humor, Basketball, AL East, Chicago White Sox, Green Bay Packers, Brett Favre, Ozzie Guillen, Multiple Sports

10. Brett Favre is a starting quarterback... in New York!

9. The Chicago Blackhawks have a television contract...for an entire season.

8. Our USA Basketball team actually lived up to the hype.

7. The wrong Manning won the Superbowl (It’s like David vs. Goliath – if Goliath dated a hot Supermodel)

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6. After Michael Phelps won his eighth Gold Medal, the world is starting to rethink if all Americans are lazy. 

5. Ozzie Guillen is starting to make sense in his Press Conferences.

4. The Yankees have no hope of making the playoffs.

3. The Tampa Bay Rays are in first place and no one can name a member of the starting lineup.

2. The Chicago Bears are starting the season with a new starting Quarterback....and hope. 

1. The Cubs are still in first place after the All-Star Break. Jesus is real!

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comments (9) write a comment »

  1. reply to comment by Don
    2 months ago

    Thanks for the laugh... My morning was in need of one.

  2. reply to comment by Pete
    2 months ago

    #3 Funny AND True! Nice Job.

  3. reply to comment by MJ
    2 months ago

    Yes, He is real! I love this--my pick of the day!

    1. by Trish
      from 2 months ago

      Hey MJ,

      Thanks for making my Top Ten your pick of the day! That was awesome of you!

      TV

  4. reply to comment by Saraswathi
    2 months ago

    Hey Trish,

    Fun article, I remember editing it. Great job lady!

  5. reply to comment by Gone
    2 months ago

    "5. Ozzie Guillen is starting to make sense in his Press Conferences."

    I'm stocking and stashing canned goods, Bibles and potable water...if those four horsemen ask for me tell 'em I'm in Canada on vacation.

  6. reply to comment by Brian
    2 months ago

    I'm on the Michael Phelps diet. The problem is I'm not on the Michael Phelps exercise program.
    Fun piece. I think No. 4 (Yankees) has me stocking up like L.J. above.

  7. reply to comment by Dan
    2 months ago

    Hey Trish, I now live down in Florida, and the Rays are such a great story, and yes I CAN name a few starters, I think. lol
    Before he got hurt, third baseman and rookie of the year, Evan Longoria....After he was injured and came back, first baseman Carlos Pena.
    Before he got hurt, left fielder Carl Crawford.
    Oh, and center fielder B.J. Upton, whose first name and/or first two initials aren't even close to B.J.
    That's about all I can offer right now, but a great article, overall.
    Fun read.

  8. reply to comment by Jim
    2 months ago

    Hope for the Bears? Who does? I personally am more excited for the Chicago Wolves' defense of the Calder Cup than the Bears. Hell, I'm more excited for the Chicago Fire possibly contending for an MLS Cup with Richard McBride than the Bears.

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