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Shocking News From The Scuderia Hits The F1 Circuit Post Singapore (Humor)

by Saraswathi Sirigina (Senior Writer)

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Humor

September 29, 2008

Humor, Auto Racing, Formula 1, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Ferrari, Satire

News just in...

To get out of the shock, I had to travel all the way to Turin to remind myself of the Shroud.

Scuderia Marlboro Ferrari have decided to change their driver lineup from the next race. Both Felipe Massa and Kimi Raikkonen have been ousted from their race seats.

In a midnight meeting after the Singapore GP fiasco, the Maranello based team decided to put a full stop on all speculation and rise to the occasion.

A source from the Prancing Horse stable whispered that Senior Hamilton has sent out feelers to utilize this golden opportunity so that his son Jr. might win the WDC only with Ferrari* (See note below) due to the vendetta that the FIA has against McLaren and also because FIA stands for Ferrari Int.

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The other shocker that I was dealt was that Jr. Hamilton's team mate might be none other than his former McLaren team mate Fernando Alonso, who managed to win the first night race in F1.

Seems like they did not have their fill of the bad blood that they had shared when at McLaren and would like to continue to fill on it more.

This short shocking news is exclusive to Bleacher Report and is a third person account by virtue of the "I" who happens to be The Snitch.

 

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*Note: This also seems likely, as the news is also that FIA might change the rules to benefit such a change in driver lineup and Jr. might be allowed to carry his points to the Maranello based team so as to make him eligible to win the 2008 WDC.

Of course, conditions apply—HE HAS TO JOIN ONLY FERRARI AND ONLY THEN THE POINTS CAN BE CARRIED OVER.

 

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comments (3) write a comment »

  1. ha ha good one.

  2. And you know what, it's entirely possible :)

    Also, Shroud of Turin? I'm a skeptic on that one...

  3. If Hamilton were to bag a couple of titles we might easily see him in a Ferrari. Or am I just luring Paul into this?

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