WWE: Snooki Competing at WrestleMania?! You Gotta Be Kidding Me...

Kevin StonebargerCorrespondent IIMarch 15, 2011

These guys do not belong in wrestling, period!
These guys do not belong in wrestling, period!

When it was announced Snooki would be a guest star for Raw, I booed loudly. I really don't like the Jersey Shore. I haven't seen much, but from what little of seen, it's disgusting, stupid, and just not my style.

I already seen enough Jershey Shore on TNA, but I figure it was just for one night, so I could deal with it.

But after watching this past Monday Night Raw, I was more outraged than ever before. And you want to know why: Snooki is competing at WrestleMania 27.

Yep, you heard right. Snooki will be in a Mixed Six-Man Tag Match when she teams up with Morrison and Trish Stratus against Dolph Ziggler and Lay-Cool.

It looks like the rumors about the Six-Man Tag were true in the end—except instead of Kelly Kelly, Snooki will be with Morrison and Stratus. And you know what I have to say about that...that is so much worse than the original matchup!!

Now while Kelly Kelly is not the best wrestler in the world, she at least know a bit and has shown signs of improvement over the past few months—especially when she defended Edge's World Title!

But Snooki is just stupid eye candy who couldn't wrestle if her damn life depended on it.

Now anyone with common-sense knows that this was only done for two reasons: To one up and humiliate TNA, and to increase buyrates for WrestleMania 27.

Yet WWE has done something I never thought would happen ever: They killed all my anticipation and excitement for WrestleMania 27!

I am serious here! Before this crap, we had a pretty loaded and damn good WrestleMania card.

Then Snooki came, and all my dreams of a great WrestleMania went down the drain.

If they are going to book an acteress who obviously has no talent in wrestling, then that shows they won't even bother putting on a good WrestleMania for us—because as far as Vince is concerned, it's all about buyrates! He could care less if the show bombs!

I would've been perfectly content with the original plan for the Six-Man Tag.

Dolph Ziggler is a talented athlete, John Morrison is freakin' amazing, Lay-Cool are two vastly improved and good female wrestlers, and Trish Stratus is one of the best ever!

But Snooki's involvement will turn what could be a good match into a car wreck! I guaran-damn-tee it! I am Morrison's biggest fan, but he ain't no miracle worker!

Honestly, I'm sick of all the Jershey Shore involvement in wrestling. Cookie and Robbie are just rip-offs designed to gain publicity, but get no heat; JWoww's catfight with Cookie sucked and was unnecessary; and Angelina just plain sucks in the ring.

All this was done in TNA for stupid publicity—and it all epicly failed.

I had hope this would not reach WWE, as I didn't believe they were that stupid.

But apparently they are.

Screw business points, screw buyrates, and screw the Jersey Shore. They have absolutely no business in wrestling whatsoever, and now they have to be a sore eye on what could've been a memorable WrestleMania. This has gone way too far!

I can only hope that one day the popularity the Jersey Shore will quickly fade away, they get cancelled, and we will never have to deal with them in wrestling again.

This is Kevin Stonebarger, and this has been what I guess is my rant against the Jersey Shore's involvement in wrestling.