FINALLY, I HAVE COME BACK TO BLEACHER REPORT! After a brief hiatus, due to a "glitch", I am back. I decided to bring my crystal ball with me, to predict the future of WWE. Let's get started. As always: SPOILER ALERT!
Looks like the honeymoon is over. The crystal ball will predict that couple's therapy is not going to be enough to fix this pair.
Looks as if Layla will be turning face and battling Michelle McCool. At Extreme Rules, the duo will do battle. Obviously, Layla will win because she's awesome.
A Falls Count Anywhere match at Extreme Rules should be enough to finalize the divorce of the two "flawless" divas.
Broski of the Week
Zack Ryder is flying high...on YouTube. Looks like Long Island Iced Z is gaining a lot of fans in and out of the locker room, minus Triple H.
I don't expect Trips to be Broski of the Week anytime soon.
With possible cuts coming soon, the headliner of Superstars is alleged to be on the chopping block. To this I say: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...pause for breath...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sorry but if the Ultimate Broski is released, I may have to bid WWE adieu (not really, but it'd suck).
JoMo and Ziggles
Welcome back to mid-card purgatory! John Morrison and Dolph Ziggler, a former No. 1 contender and World Champion, respectively, now join Sheamus in mid-card Hell.
Way to drop the ball, WWE! First, Zack. Now JoMo and Ziggler? What the heck?
The crystal ball is predicting that these two won't find their way back up the card until Night of Champions rolls around. Until then, enjoy meaningless feuds and wasting your talents.
The Miz is having a lengthy reign. Sadly, he looks really weak. Luckily for him, Cena should be out of the title mix for much of the year.
Look for Orton, Punk, and Triple H to be top contenders. Cena will get a shot at Extreme Rules, but that should be the end of it.
The crystal ball says Orton will get back in the mix soon after.
Well, it'll be Alberto Del Rio vs. Edge in a ladder match at Extreme Rules. Christian is now in the title picture, so perhaps he will make it a Triple Threat.
However, I predict Christian attacks Edge after he defeats Del Rio at the PPV. Christian won't win the gold until he wins Money In The Bank and cashes in.
Don't hold your breath expecting him stick around for a year. Just sporadic appearances until next March. Sorry.
Thanks for reading, everyone. I am glad to be back!
Please feel free to comment with your predictions and constructive thoughts below.