Matt Cassel reads aloud an "Are you Tony Romo?" checklist in the Patriots locker room.
"'Needy Wide Receiver who is actually good but has a bad reputation in the media'; Check.
'Incredibly hot girlfriend'; Um, gotta work on that.
'Spent time as a back up'; Man, that is so checked.
'Not wanted by a so called 'genius' coach'; Huh? I guess they mean Parcells was a genius and he refused to start Romo. Belichick had me fighting for a roster spot. Check, but I actually beat Romo there. Maybe that'll help me get a hot girlfriend.
'Never won a playoff game, even in college'; Hmmm, I never started. If I was the No. 2 QB does that count. Check, I guess.
'Your team 4-1'; Hmmm, well, 3-1 is close. I'll put a little check there.
Let's check my score, five out of six. 'Not Tony Romo, but Jessica Simpson's little sister, the lip syncing singer whose name everyone forgets, might be available if you play your cards right.' Huh?"
Matt Light, Patriots Left Tackle, woul find Matt Cassel rocking and cowering under a bench muttering something about Ashlee and the horror.
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about 1 month ago
matt is married and his wife is hot. and she is smart. so i think he beats romo
about 1 month ago
I did not know that. Thanks jo.
about 1 month ago
Haha, good article man
apparently cassell is married according to Jo, but so is Ashlee to Pete Wentz
but hey, if he did date her they would REALLY get some spot light wouldnt they
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