I just can't help myself sometimes.
After the "humor" column I wrote the other day, I decided today that I would provide Michigan fans even more ammunition to their arsenal with a ton of jokes I've found on the internet about Michigan State.
Why not write? It's just too much fun getting underneath their skin.
On with the jokes...
Whats the best way to get a Spartan cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips.
Why was MSU Coach John L. Smith upset when one of his play books was stolen?
He hadn't finished coloring it yet.
A teacher asks her young class how many of them are Michigan State Spartan fans. Not really knowing what a Spartan fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Joe has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I am not a Spartan fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why, I'm a proud Wolverine fan," boasts Joe.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Joe why he is a Wolverine fan.
"Well, my mom and dad are Wolverine fans, so I'm a Wolverine fan also."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Well... then," says Joe, "I'd be a Spartan fan."
Three MSU students are riding in a car together. Who's driving?
The state trooper!
What do you have when you have a 100 Spartan fans covered up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
What do you call an MSU student who gets into U of M's medical school?
A Michigan State fans asks a Michigan grad, "Doesn't it suck not having a mascot?"
The man replies "It's better than having one that wears a dress."
What does an MSU grad call someone from the University of Michigan?
What do students from MSU and UofM have in common?
They were both accepted into MSU.
Top Ten Courses at MSU
10. Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F"?
9. Pre-law Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
8. Sandwich Making: A Project Course
7. Hand-Shadow Workshop
6. Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
5. Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
4. Hydraulic Principles of the Keg
3. The College Classroom: A Simulation
2. ABC's: An Extended Version
1. Your Ass from a Hole in the Ground: A Comparative Study
How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard?
Put up a goal post!
This guy went into an East Lansing store and told the clerk: "I want a green outfit. I want a green jacket and green slacks. I want a green shirt and tie. I want green shoes and socks".
Clerk: "Are you a Michigan State graduate?"
Guy: "Yes, I am. How did you know?"
Clerk: "Because this is a hardware store."
What's the difference between Michigan State and cereal?
Cereal is always in a bowl!
How many MSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2000, one to change the bulb and 1999 to riot about it being out in the first place.
Why couldn't they celebrate Christmas at MSU?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin
What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A Whine Cellar!
Please feel free to add any other jokes you know in the comment section.