Vernon Davis Gives a Terrible Interview

This is an interview I found on Fred Smoot's energy bar YouTube page. It features San Francisco 49ers tight end Vernon Davis. It takes a hell-dive south when the conversation strays from football. Some of the more "interesting" answers he gives: His favorite party city. DC or Miami: Miami

Ok, I'll give him that one. I guess I can't really argue with that. Next question please...

Who is his favorite Redskin: Deion Sanders

Are you fucking kidding me? Deion Sanders? Of all the great players in the history of that organization you go with perhaps the biggest bust. You just lost major points, buddy.

Who is his favorite NFL player: Vernon Davis

That's right! Show them what a man sounds like! No love for anybody but yourself. I can understand why though. You HAVE posted 88 catches, and 7 TDs in your 32 career games. Very nice. I bet you show some humility in the next question though...

If you had to spend $1 mil in one day, what would you spend it on: 2 Bentleys and a Ferrari

Are you serious? THAT'S what you'd spend your money on? Nothing for mom or dad? Nothing for your long suffering neighborhoods back home in DC? For real guy, put up a fucking basketball hoop at the end of a street or something!

Ok, let's wrap this horrible mess of an interview up with an easy one. His favorite song on the radio: My Dougie

Ok, I'm leaving. Not only is that song the audio equivalent of a kick to the nuts, but you brushed your hair back like a girl.

There you have it folks. The first Bamma of the Week. Vernon Davis. A guy with worse stats through his first three years than the Texan's Owen Daniels. Actually, it's not even close. Check back every Friday for the latest installment of idiocy.