John: "Hey Barack. I hear there's another election in November. Wanna do double or nothing?"
Barack: "John, I'd love to play, but why would I do that?"
John: "I don't know, Barack. I'm senile".
Barack: "Really?"
John: "Yeah, why do you think I picked the Hockey Mom during baseball season?"
Barack: "Cuz she was hotter than Hillary?"
John: "Any how. About the election. Pujols or Howard?"
Barack: "I stand for Change, John. How about a winner other than the Phillies?"
John: "I guess so, Barack. Let me see how the writers voted in 2006."
Barack: "Say what?"
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Tom Brokaw: "In the most important National (League) Election since, well, the National Election, writers will be voting to "elect" the 2008 National League Most Valuable player."
"But will it be a land slide or go down to the wire?"
"Will the polls point to the right (First Base, Right field, Second Base included), to the Center (Gotta be strong up the middle) or to the left (3rd base, SS or left field)? "
"Top candidates, include Perennial Favorites, Ryan Howard and Albert Pujols, Upstart Ryan Braun, Dark-horse Carlos Delgado, and a candidate from the monarchy, Prince Fielder."
NEWS BREAK:
Katie Couric: "Excuse me, Tom. National experts are stating that in order to call this election, one must look back to the voting of 2006."
Tom: "Say what?"
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Wolf Blitzer: "We took the 2008 batting statistics of the five candidates and compared the following categories:
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about 1 month ago
I'm sorry. I just re-read my own article and this is the funniest stuff I've ever written. I'm dying. How do I get on the front page? Stand up? A gig with the Boston Globe? WEEI?
Oh get over yourself, Todd.
about 1 month ago
This is a riot. Who are you?
about 1 month ago
Your husband, woman.
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