They said the statistic would stand forever. In fact, most thought it was a milestone that could never be achieved. But, it's official—Greg Jennings is more popular than boobs.
This morning, Google was forced to turn over secret analytical data that had been kept from the public. Citing a possible outcry and posing a tangible threat to boob lovers everywhere, Google reluctantly turned over the data it had been guarding so carefully.
Our team of highly trained scientists was able to comb through the mountain of numbers, and to no one's surprise, verified that on September 2nd, 2008 Greg Jennings became the first human being to become more popular than boobs.
Since the inception of the Internet, boobs have long been held as an untouchable pop culture icon. Verile males from nearly every country have Googled it with such frequency that many experts in the field felt it an impossibility that boobs could ever be overtaken in popularity.
They certainly never counted on Greg Jennings.
Take a moment to examine the numbers below.
Congratulations Greg—you have attained the unattainable.
Alex Tallitsch also writes for The Packers Lounge, a blog on the net dedicated to the Green and Gold.
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about 1 month ago
Yeah man so you're saying that you would rather have Jennings with better stats then having a winning record for your team? You have issues.
from about 1 month ago
You Favre guys have no clue. He wasn't even the Jets best acquisition.
Greg Jennings rules, no matter who gets him the ball. If your a Packer fan anyway - which you're not.
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about 1 month ago
Yeah he also has a 5-6 record man. So cograts on all of those great stats man. They don't mean anything when you don't have a great leader who wins games for you man. Go Jets.
from about 1 month ago
The Packers are 5-6.
What did you say when we went 4-12 in 2005? That Brett Favre went 4-12? Hell no, this is a team game. Win and lose as one.
from about 1 month ago
No i said 'Hey were 4-12 and were gonna build something great before Favres' years are done here'. Unfortunately MM and TT's train was on a different set of tracks and the 16 year locomotive was 'not in the right state of mind' to run on those tracks.
about 1 month ago
Ill be a Packer fan again man, after TT, MM and AR are all long gone. Ron Wolf, Mike Holmgren and Brett Favre are and always will be true Packers man. TT, MM, and AR are just running a creep-show circus man that I'm sure will be leaving town soon.
from about 1 month ago
don hutson, bart starr, and paul hornung will always be true packers too...but, as they say, "they're not walking through that door"
from about 1 month ago
Good stuff Timmer man.
about 1 month ago
Like I thought fair weather all the way.
PS None of those guys are going anywhere. Sorry.
about 1 month ago
Alex,
Did you just say that Favre wasn't even the Jets best acquisition? I seem to think that everybody on the face of this planet would have to disagree with you. Even Aaron Rodgers would disagree with you. Alex you have been misled my friend. Who had the winning season last year between the Pac and the Jets? And who has it now? It is clear to mankind that Favre is the artery of a good team. I'm sure you have heard this one before Alex, "why fix it if it's not broke"
from about 1 month ago
Everyone would disagree huh? I suppose everyone doesn't include ESPN and the Sporting News or any other reputable sports network.
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=489263
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?id=3697754
1. Jenkins
2. Faneca
3. Favre
4. Pace
from about 1 month ago
Come on alex man. Everyone knows that the only reason that the Jets turned it around this year man was because of the leadership that Favre brought to the table. Get it right man
from about 1 month ago
Alex I have to agree with these guys on this one.
Favre is most certainly their best acquisition. Jenkins is a close second.
about 1 month ago
Yeah they will man -- you mean they're not going anywhere until the circus is over right man?
about 1 month ago
Sure Jenkins helps the defense out and Faneca is doing an alright job protecting Favre in the pocket. But if you want to win in this league and make it to the Superbowl your best player must be at the Quarterback position. Favres numbers this year are great and over the last few games he has been nearly perfect in every sense. Jennings would much rather have Favre throwing him the ball than Rodgers. Favre said “If Jennings and I would have had a little more time we would have been greater than the Peyton-Harrison connection”
from about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ERRONEUS!!!
I still prefer boobs. But Greg Jennings is cool too.
about 1 month ago
Greg Jennings is awesome, and would be more so with Favre at QB.
I do agree with Mark about being a fan again after the three stooges are gone.
I have had a hard time following the Pack this year, a first since 1974 !
They have truly divided the fan base, as evidenced in these discussions.
about 1 month ago
i kinda hope the packers fire mike mccarthy and ted thompson just so the board of directors can hire matt millen and mike nolan to run the team. maybe al davis can make an offer to buy 51% of the team's shares too.
just to show people like karl and mark what a truly inept team would look like. the packers remain one of the model franchises in the NFL
from about 1 month ago
Yeah man. They are a real class act. They make losing look good man.
from about 1 month ago
Best.Comment.Ever
Well done.
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