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  1. Plaxico Burress to Press Charges Against Himself in Shooting (Humor)

    Plaxico Burress has informed authorities that he will be pressing charges against himself in Friday night's accidental shooting at Latin Quarters...

    Written by Angel Navedo about about 10 hours ago 12 comments

  2. The NFL's Ten Commandments as Handed Down by GOD-ell Himself

    1) Thou shalt not steal your opponent's hand signals using video cameras...it's okay to steal their signals, just don't use video cameras to do it...

    Written by Graeme Frisque about about 4 hours ago 0 comments

  3. Top Ten Sexiest Teams in College Football

    Screw the BCS rankings. That seems to be the consensus these days. All these ranking systems appear increasingly arbitrary this year. We all know that it is not just about winning. It's about winning in style...

    Written by Zeptogator about about 10 hours ago 4 comments

  4. The Sean Avery Sloppy Seconds Conspiracy Theory

    Alright kids, time to strap on the ol' tinfoil hat as we explore this whole Sean Avery sloppy seconds affair. Let's begin.....

    Written by Tim Parent about about 7 hours ago 0 comments

  5. Sports Are Always More Fun in the Dark

    As a child, I can remember dreading when the sun went down. After school I would get to play a game of catch with some of my buddies, toss around a football, or put together an impromptu match of soccer...

    Written by Walden Boll about about 5 hours ago 0 comments

  6. Gary Bettman: What Else Will He Start Suspending Players For Now?

    David Stern, Roger Goodell, Bud Selig, and Gary Bettman.Now ask yourself, who does not belong? And the answer is Bettman.See, Stern, Goodell, and even Selig all have the respect of the players and coaches in their respective leagues...

    Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about about 9 hours ago 0 comments

  7. Manchester City in Audacious £1.5t Bid for Serie A [Humor]

    Manchester City insiders have revealed the true extent of their new owners' ambitions. A secret report lays out a 7,532-point plan for the development of both the football club and the Manchester City brand...

    Written by Andy Morris about about 11 hours ago 17 comments

  8. What Your Average Chairman Knows About Football...

    Written by Willie Gannon about about 14 hours ago 14 comments

  9. Baseball and "Not So" Great Depression

    After seven years as a big mucky-muck at my company, I was laid off today. The "In-Human Resource Lady" said something about "Necessary for the survival of the company...

    Written by Todd Civin about about 6 hours ago 0 comments

  10. The Life and Times of Mike Jarvis

    Dear Florida Atlantic Basketball Fans, It appears to all of us in the Big East conference that you guys have a nice little program down there in Boca Raton. Hell you even made an NCAA tournament in 2002...

    Written by Paul Sievers about about 14 hours ago 0 comments

  11. Texas' BCS Blues

    Texas has a complaint with the BCS. They beat No.1 Oklahoma 45-35 earlier in the year, giving them a head-to-head tie breaker over the crimson clad Sooners. They defeated their rival, Texas A&M 49-9 on Thanksgiving night, impressively...

    Written by Michael Bray about about 14 hours ago 0 comments

  12. NC State Football: The World's Oldest JerseyChaser

    We might induct this guy into the yet to be established JerseyChaser Hall of Fame. His name is Dewey Corn (great name), and he is the oldest known living JerseyChaser in the world...

    Written by Jersey Chaser about about 12 hours ago 0 comments

  13. A Few Christmas Gift Ideas Courtesy of the WWE

    Christmas is nearand amid the current state of the economy, everyone is looking for good deals. Well, I'm here to inform you of some special items available exclusively at WWEShop.com...

    Written by Shane Howard about about 3 hours ago 0 comments

  14. Boston Bruins: It's The End Of The World As We Know It...and I Feel Fine.

    What glorious and exciting times we live in... Recession, media saturation of the recession, media saturation of the media saturation of the recession, football players carrying and mishandling ...

    Written by Revo Boulanger about about 2 hours ago 0 comments

  15. We Are Building a Religion

    In major league Eddie Harris once had a conversation with Pedro Cerrano that went: “You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savoir, instead of fooling around with all this stuff...

    Written by Captain Fear about about 1 hour ago 0 comments

  16. Obama Overrules BCS and Pits Ball State and Utah In Title Game (Humor)

    In an unprecedented move, president-elect Barack Obama overruled the BCS computers and selected undefeated Ball State and Utah for the BCS Championship Game...

    Written by Rufus Navarro about about 2 hours ago 0 comments

  17. USC FOOTBALL: ALTERNATE LYRICS TO "FIGHT ON"

    In response to an article on this site that showed alternate lyrics to "Sons of Westwood", UCLA's fight song, here are some new lyrics to usc's "Fight On", that I wrote myself: CHEAT ON FOR ...

    Written by Derek Hart about about 7 hours ago 0 comments

  18. Portland Blazers Game 19: The New York BRICKS Are BROKE

    It never ceases to amaze me at the lousy choices the New York Knicks made since Toronto took them out in the first round of the playoffs in 2001. I lived in NYC for two years. When I first got there, they picked up Stephon Marbury...

    Written by andrew kafoury about about 22 hours ago 0 comments

  19. It’s Troy Week—USC Band Alternate Lyrics for UCLA Fight Song!

    Trojan faithful learn the lyrics to this spoof on the UCLA fight song practically before we learn FIGHT ON! Westwood High lyrics by the USC Marching Band High up in the hills of Westwood Sprawled ...

    Written by Amy Lamare about about 23 hours ago 1 comments

  20. Gunslingers: The Showboats of the NFL

    Sorry, Terrell Owens and Chad Johnson (or Ocho Cinco, make up your damn mind). You are not the biggest showboats in the NFL...

    Written by David Arreola about 1 day ago 5 comments

  21. Plaxico Burress Healthy, Immediately Reinstated By Roger Goodell? (Humor)

    In what has become a ludicrious turn of events, former New York Giant wide receiver and recent recipient of target practice Plaxico Burress is back in the National Football League...

    Written by TAB BAMFORD about 1 day ago 3 comments

  22. NBA Players Who Should Not Consider a Career in Modeling

    This is a sequel to the NFL article I wrote recently on the same topic. The NFL players are lucky because while they get to hide under their helmet, NBA players are forced to be out in the open while they play...

    Written by Ryan Callahan about 1 day ago 15 comments

  23. Louisville Coach Steve Kragthorpe Looking at Job Openings (Humor)

    After being wooed by Southern Methodist University last November, Louisville coach Steve Kragthorpe's name has appeared once again in the coaching rumor mill...

    Written by Jonathan Lintner about 1 day ago 0 comments

  24. NHL Suspends Sean Avery For Comments About Ex-Girlfriend

    Sean Avery is at it again, Avery was in Calgary this afternoon getting ready for the tilt between the Dallas Stars and Calgary Flames when he decided to say a few words for the camera...

    Written by Kyle Gemon about 1 day ago 3 comments

  25. Gas Is Down and So Is Francisco Rodriguez?

    We all know that gas prices are down, but is K-Rod's price going down, too? We know the teams that want Manny Ramirez want the gas to stay down as much as anybody. Is K-Rod's price as affiliated with gas prices as Manny's? The Mets sure do hope so...

    Written by Nick C about 1 day ago 2 comments