Anthony Ascue

Anthony Ascue

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I'm a comedian and an MMA elitist. I'm also a female fluffer, part time.

Top 10 songs I recommend you listen to NOW (In order):
1) Jace Everett "Bad Things"
2) Heart "Magic Man"
3) Garbage "#1 Crush"
4) Buck 65 "Drawing Curtains"
5) Lupe Fiasco "Daydreaming"
6) Immortal Technique "The 3rd World"
7) K OS "Clap Ur Handz"
8) Everclear "Local God"
9) The Pixie's "Dig For Fire"
10) My Morning Jacket "Smokin From Shootin"

Seriously, do yourself a favor and download these songs. Grab your favorite headphones,
and listen to them in order. This track list will blow your mind.

... You're welcome.

NOW DISCOVER NEW MUSIC WITH: Anthony's track of the week!!! (F*ck Yeah)

Mors Principium Est "Lost Beyond Retrieval"

-I apologize for not updating the song of the week for the past two weeks. That's just how good the last song was. Anyway, today I'm feeling a little metal. Not too heavy, I just need something heavily guitar driven and melodic. Something with a bad ass guitar solo, and a sweet & easy to follow riff. And then I thought, Mors Principium Est, "Lost Beyond Retrieval." It's the perfect song. Now if you've never heard of the band, I don't blame you. They're not exactly chart topping. But, that aside they are a very solid death metal band that's easy to listen to (if you're into death metal), and very melodic with their riffs and drumming. Mind you this track is an instrumental, so even if you're not into death metal, but are a fan of metal anyway, you'll dig this track. A lot.


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  • jason hughes posted 2712 days ago

    jason hughes

    10. loveless, My Boody Vaentine
    09.Illmaic, Nas
    07.Anything Near Water,Chokebore
    06.Welcome to Sky Valley, kyuss
    05. Houdini, The Melvins
    04. lo mana corunda , The Supersuckers
    03. Dr. Oc togon, Dr. of Oncology
    02. Blues for the Red Sun, Kyuss
    01.Fantastic Planet , Failure

  • The Truth Turcott posted 2822 days ago

    The Truth Turcott

    hey Anthony I'm back lol...

  • Mike D posted 2934 days ago

    Mike D

    Respond with a semicolon if you are being held captive in Stoker's basement

    (I'll alert the mounties)

  • Kountry King posted 2935 days ago

    Kountry King

    Merry Christmas Anthony!

    Here is my Christmas Article :)

  • Mike D posted 2942 days ago

    Mike D

    I shall start a scholarship fund in your honor

  • Mike D posted 2943 days ago

    Mike D

    My condolences to your family

  • Mike D posted 2945 days ago

    Mike D

    Did you die ?

    If so, don't worry about replying

  • Sting Fan posted 2952 days ago

    Sting Fan

    Still doubting me my friend? LOL!

  • Sting Fan posted 2960 days ago

    Sting Fan

    I know you are going to love this one LOL!