Chris Lane

Chris Lane


Chris is a profession writer for the SizaDong Corp. the world's largest Chinese manufacturer of martial aids and sex toys. He writes all the owner's manuals and produces the technical illustrations. On the side he plays in metro Denver's saddest classic rock band O.G.R.E.

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  • Barbara Bruno posted 2050 days ago

    Barbara Bruno

    Dear Chris - I am so sorry that I just saw your nice comment to me about the Broncos article and OC's on the sideliness. Well, here I am about 100 years later, thanking you for your note. Very classy of you, sir.
    You know, this is one of those questions where you wish you could call the guys and find out why each one coaches from their location. I've always assumed up in the booth for vision - but then I wonder who's actually coaching on the sidelines.
    Then again, if you're on the sidelines are you missing some of the big picture. I think I'd be too much of a control freak to be so removed and would have to be on the sidelines where I could talk to the guys - but I wonder if I could then have an assistant watching from "on high."
    Oh well, when some team hires me as their new OC I'll be sure to let you know how it turns out!
    Thanks again

    ps - how do you feel about the Manning signing?

  • Darrell Horwitz posted 2217 days ago

    Darrell  Horwitz

    Hey Chris,

    I just wrote an article on Tim Tebow that I think you will find interesting and entertaining. Let me know what you think when you have a chance. Thanks.