I'm a Bleacher Report subscriber to hold Jim Folsom (aka "Carnac the Magnificent") accountable for his bonehead article about Cam Newton being the worst draft pick ever.
I'm going to break your heart now Donny Boy. i am not a homosexual. So no, I am not interested in you. I'm sorry. I know you're crushed. But put it away and go back to your Cam cardboard cut out and inflatable doll. I am flattered you would have such a crush on me, but I don't go that way. Again, I'm sorry to have to break your little heart. But hey, you got a win over that juggernaut Washington team to celebrate, so that should ease the pain.
Scammy lost again? I never tire of being right. You can unsubsribe now.
There is NOTHING more pathetic, than a guy who has nothing better to do in his life than stalk somebody who wrote an article that pissed him off about a guy who wouldn't care if you died tomorrow. Are you hoping someday Cam will let let you kiss him where the sun doesn't shine? Are you hoping he'll let you take a picture with him so you'll have it to whatever it is you like to do while fantasizing about you and Cam being best buds? What are you gonna do when Cam is no more? Which could be very soon? Are you going to have to find somebody new to stalk. Be careful. You stalk the wrong person, you could go to jail.
At this rate he'll be 0-14. Yeah he's tearing it up. Is that your hole? Or your boyfriend Scam's? Maybe you need to come up for air now before you give him a friction burn on his man pleaser and he has to go on IR?
Is that all you got Carnac? No recognition or even a mention of Cam's record setting performance in his first game? Remember this is about Cam being a "bust" and the "worst first pick ever". Give me a break! You and Tebow need to crawl back into YOUR hole and play with each other...or maybe you would prefer to sit beside him in Denver on the bench. I'm liking the view outside my hole and as always...have a nice day!
I think it's going to take more than one week. It's a long way to 2016. By the way, who won that game?