People often ask me: Fred, what's the secret to success? And I say: act like you know the secret and then do the honorable thing and charge people money for it. And if that fails then always know who to blame. I blame my poor writing on my parents, who left me alone to fiddle on an old typewriter, never telling me to just give it up and go work at McDonald's. Thanks a million.

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