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“I’ll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Record Too!” The Wizard of Oz, Pt. 2 The CastDorothy………......................America’s Pastime, BaseballToto………………...

The Wizard of Oz, Pt. 2...Starring Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds

by Thaisa Gee (Scribe)

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February 19, 2008

Baseball, MLB, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds

“I’ll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Record Too!”

 

The Wizard of Oz, Pt. 2

 

The Cast

Dorothy………......................America’s Pastime, Baseball

Toto………………....................Hall of Fame Records

Scarecrow…….....................Brian McNamee

Tin Man…………....................Barry Bonds

Lion…………….......................Roger Clemens

Oz………………….....................Washington, DC

Wizard……………....................U.S. Government

Flying Monkeys……………………Mitchell Report

Yellow Brick Road………………Fame and Fortune

Tornado………………………………Steroids

 

The Scene

After a devastating tornado had ripped through the country, leaving behind nothing but chaos and bewilderment, Dorothy wakes up to find herself stranded outside of the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY.

Dazed and confused she frantically searches for her loyal companion Toto. Muffled and faint, she still hears his barking and runs towards where it seems to be coming from. Unable to get inside the building, that she once called home, she runs around to a window where she can see Toto inside, out of harm's way.

With Dorothy in sight, Toto begins to jump up and down and perform tricks. Happily wagging his tail, he exits the building through the doggie door and jumps into Dorothy’s arms. With no luck Dorothy tries to enter the building through the doggie door and finds it has been mysteriously cemented shut. Neither she nor Toto can get back into the building.

There are two brick roads outside of the building. One is painted red and appears to be in need of repair. There are bricks missing and weeds have found room to grow within the cracks. The other is painted gold and appears to have been recently renovated. Every brick is in place and there are no signs of weeds within a mile.

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