Plaxico Burress seems to think the Giants receivers are better than the Patriots wide receivers.
No word yet on whether Eli Manning is better than Tom Brady, socialism is better than democracy, or the digital watch is better than wristband sundials.
Burress’ number factory must have been seriously outsourced to a place that doesn’t understand football because there is no way that his statement is correct. In fact, his avowal doesn’t even make sense.
Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Donte Stallworth, Jabar Gaffney, and Ben Watson are the Picassos to the Giants’ emo art students.
Burress is a good receiver, Amani Toomer is an old receiver, Steve Smith is an unpolished receiver, and Kevin Boss is a backup. If a universe exists where this group is better than the Patriots’ receiving armada, it must be inhabited by people who are out of touch with reality.
My ranting may seem like the pained reaction of a diehard Patriots fan—and it certainly is. But I am not the only one taking umbrage to Burress’ comments. Our group is actually quite a large contingent of those in the know—mainly Rodney Harrison, the numbers, and common sense.
Take a look:
Rodney Harrison responded to Plaxico’s comments by claiming that the New England receivers are "the best group I’ve ever been around." He went on to say that the play on the field will be the best measure of which team has the better receivers. That Rodney Harrison is so smart.
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And here are the numbers:
Burress was the leading receiver on the Giants with 70 catches for 1,025 yards. These numbers would have ranked third on the Patriots. None of Burress’ receiving teammates cracked 60 catches or more than three touchdowns. Four New England receivers had at least five scores.
I could go on and on about Amani Toomer’s drops, Steve Smith’s occasional production, and the fact that key players in the Giants passing game had fewer than 10 catches during the regular season, but I think these numbers say enough.
And now for common sense’s take:
Randy Moss enjoyed one of the greatest receiving seasons in NFL history and his career (minus the Oakland years) is Hall of Fame worthy. Wes Welker set a Patriots receiving record with 112 catches and tied for the league lead in receptions. Donte Stallworth was a free agent prize, yet he had only a minor impact because of the wealth of talent around him.
New England’s collection of receivers might have been the greatest group to hit the NFL in years. The Giants’ group of receivers? Possibly better than the Jets. Possibly.
You see, anyway you look at it, Plaxico is wrong.
Perhaps, his asinine assertion was simply meant to provide media fodder during the Super Bowl hype. If that is the case, then I cannot wait for his Media Day oratorical on the movable type versus stone etching.
Then again, if word of his embarrassing opinion grows, he can always blame it on the media.
Taking things out of context is what the media do best, at least if you ask players and coaches. He could chalk the whole thing up to that wretched Boston media and claim that what he was trying to say was Randy Moss is a demigod, Wes Welker is the business, and he and his fellow Giant receivers are straddling the line between acceptability and mediocrity. How dare those journalists say otherwise.
Of course, maybe this whole thing will just blow over and we’ll forget all about it by the time Super Bowl XLII kicks off. Michael Strahan and Antonio Pierce will probably say inappropriate things in the next few days, people will become focused on Tom Brady’s boot and whether or not it ever really existed, and Ryan Seacrest will capture our hearts with his red carpet pregame poise.
But really, the one thing that will make this whole one-sided debate turn silent forever will be that glorious moment when Randy Moss catches a beautiful, arcing spiral from Tom Brady to make the score 62-0.
Then the numbers, the common sense, and I will have a good, jolly laugh and sleep well in our Kevin Faulk replica jerseys.
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9 months ago
Wow. That was one of the most intelligent and hilarious articles I've read in quite some time.
9 months ago
New England 42-27 over the newyorkgiants sunday in the superbowl.
9 months ago
You know what. Who really cares about the Patriots and the Giants?
9 months ago
The afc should continue to win the probowl this season and the superbowl.
9 months ago
"Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Donte Stallworth, Jabar Gaffney, and Ben Watson are the Picassos to the Giants’ emo art students."
Holy crap, that's the funniest line I've ever read...good stuff. True, but funny as hell.
9 months ago
Sean honestly that's some corny ass shit you wrote and your crazy if u think the gap between the two receiving groups are that big. How much better do u think moss is then plaxico cause i don't think he's that much better at all. Toomer is better then anyone of their #2's and i'll give welker an advantage over steve smith but i don't think stallworth is that much better then steve smith. I guess if you wanted to say gaffney is better then any one of their #4's i'd agree. And Watson is a better receiver then boss but if shockey played then you'd have to give it to shockey. In order ranking the receivers i'd say it would be 1)Moss 2) PLaxico 3) Toomer 4)Welker 5)Stallworth 6) Smith 7)Gaffney 8)Watson 9) Boss 10)Moss Yes they are better but the gap isn't that big.
9 months ago
well, kevin, how do you feel today? i'm gonna guess that instead of sleeping with your replica kevin faulk jersey on, you pulled a heath ledger, took a bunch of ambien and fell asleep naked in a hot bathtub. when you don't respond, we'll know for sure. lol
8 months ago
Too bad the Giants have the horrible receiving corps. Too bad Plaxico's assertion was "asinine". Geez, he was being generous.
"Straddling the line between acceptability and mediocrity" and oh yeah, immortality.
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