You know, I was actually having a tough time coming up with something to write earlier today. I was even sitting back thinking "man I really don't have that much to write about and I have too much work stuff to do...
You know, I was actually having a tough time coming up with something to write earlier today. I was even sitting back thinking "man I really don't have that much to write about and I have too much work stuff to do."
Then I read this comment that was posted today on last year's post "The Endgame:"
"You are a bitch. If I ever met you in person, you could bet I'd punch you in the face."
Now, mind you, this comment was left TODAY on a post from last year. If that doesn't give you any motivation to get into the spirit of hating Georgia Tech, then I don't know what will.
Ok, John (who just might be my roommate), you'll never punch me in the face, for a number of reasons.
1) Merely stating that you'll do it means you won't. You're like that guy in the bar that slams his fist down real hard, then points and stares at the other guy who's currently leaving with his girlfriend.
2) I can't take you seriously as a Tech fan. A real Tech fan wouldn't talk about fighting. A real Tech fan would've said "I'll see you in W.O.W punk. Your magical bow with fairy-tipped arrows won't save you now." Being a Tech fan is one thing, but pretending to be one is like being an assistant crack-whore.
3) If you were really mad at me, you would've tried to prove me wrong. Everyone knows that gets underneath my skin worse than anything. But then again, that wouldn't do any good, since I'm always right.
So, John, if you're a Tech fan and I've gotten underneath your skin, then I'd like to extend my hand to you in honor of this week:
I don't need a picture to say a thousand words. Just two will be fine.
TUCK FECH.
It's time to play. Enjoy the hate week ladies and gents.
I love all pictures of Uga -- they get automatic stars from me even if I am a Tar Heels fan first and a Gamecocks fan second (I know, don't you feel sorry for me? ;). Having two English bulldogs will do that to ya ... funny article. =)
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about 1 month ago
Interesting ???
about 1 month ago
I love all pictures of Uga -- they get automatic stars from me even if I am a Tar Heels fan first and a Gamecocks fan second (I know, don't you feel sorry for me? ;). Having two English bulldogs will do that to ya ... funny article. =)
about 1 month ago
Roddy Jones > Knowshon Moreno
about 1 month ago
If I saw you in person I'd punch you in the face........
from about 1 month ago
Ready whenever you are, Buck.
about 1 month ago
Buck is a homo
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